First lecture of MBA

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First lecture of MBA

Postby viveck » September 27th, 2008, 10:55 pm



Types of Marketing


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.


You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, and offer her A ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich. I want to marry you"
That's Brand Recognition.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me". She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.
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Re: First lecture of MBA

Postby technology » September 29th, 2008, 11:00 pm



That Is Awesome. Easy and interactive way of presentation of Management. Reputation added. :D
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